Liliana Velázquez has joined us! Lady Velásquez from New York! Hail to the V!
She was born into an upper-class family in Colombia, elegant in a hot-blooded manner, shimmering and lively. She is a wild child, brought up with the traditional strictness of boarding schools: sanctuaries of morality meant to protect budding beauties from the lascivious debaucheries of foreign cities. But alas! Liliana had tasted a forbidden nectar, discovering her own lustful secret. At the age of 16, Liliana went to New York.
The girl’s charm beguiled her impresarios: a creature between Josephine Baker and Liza Minelli, with that divine body somewhere between a boy and an anaconda. With the eyes of a fawn, in the delicate approach of overcoming its shyness… Liliana knew she was a muse. A dancer, an actress, an artist. And like all true muses, Liliana has a penchant for certain mortifications. What she strives for is not mere amusement, but the ultimate pleasure, a dissolution of boundaries, spiritual fusion with something that is hot and dark like a tropical night. Liliana has the rare gift of dancing over the abyss, light and lively, a phoenix in the updraft of flaming ecstasy.
Liliana Velázquez about herself.
All my life I have crossed borders. My native Colombia taught me the values of family – as well as its limitations: After a lesbian love affair, my devout parents put me in a girls’ boarding school of all places! I was a wicked demon among the convent girls. A jaguar in the rabbit farm.
New York City taught me that I could be anything. And that I could love men, too – lots and lots of men! In Manhattan I lost myself in the glitter of the night, the theatres, the cabaret! It was where I discovered my passion for stand-up comedy. My shows were unusual for the genre: exotic-erotic. Hail to the V! I conquered the stages in Times Square, wearing a harness and fur.
A lover took me to Berlin as his muse. The affair did not last, but my new love is called Berlin! Here I promote the growth of a feminist comedy scene with successful shows like Balls to the Wall, Pussy Powered Protest, Sex Gods & Hysteria! I infuse my art with my love pain, and my constant rebirth as a free, intellectually independent woman. Berlin taught me how to love myself – and of course the great pleasure of waking up in the afternoon.
Profession: Stand-Up Comedian
Languages: Spanish, English, some German (under construction)
Height: 172 cm
Shoes: 39
Figure: long-legged revue girl
Skin tone: “Latina incognita”
Hair colour: pepper & salt
Eyes: fire agate
Parfume: Hermès, Elixir des Merveilles
Favourite meal: everything
Favourite drink: dark rum
Favourite restaurant: Grill Royal
Instagram: lilianavelasquezm1977
Bookable in Berlin and worldwide.
Profession: Stand-Up Comedian
Languages: Spanish, English, some German (under construction)
Height: 172 cm
Shoes: 39
Figure: long-legged revue girl
Skin tone: “Latina incognita”
Hair colour: pepper & salt
Eyes: Fire agate
Parfume: Hermès, Elixir des Merveilles
Favourite meal: Everything
Favourite drink: Dark rum
Favourite restaurant: Grill Royal
Instagram: lilianavelasquezm1977
Bookable in Berlin and worldwide.