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Liliana Velásquez

I am not one and simple, but complex and many. – Virginia Woolf
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Liliana Velázquez has joined us! Lady Velásquez from New York! Hail to the V!

She was born into an upper-class family in Colombia, elegant in a hot-blooded manner, shimmering and lively. She is a wild child, brought up with the traditional strictness of boarding schools: sanctuaries of morality meant to protect budding beauties from the lascivious debaucheries of foreign cities. But alas! Liliana had tasted a forbidden nectar, discovering her own lustful secret. At the age of 16, Liliana went to New York.

The girl’s charm beguiled her impresarios: a creature between Josephine Baker and Liza Minelli, with that divine body somewhere between a boy and an anaconda. With the eyes of a fawn, in the delicate approach of overcoming its shyness… Liliana knew she was a muse. A dancer, an actress, an artist. And like all true muses, Liliana has a penchant for certain mortifications. What she strives for is not mere amusement, but the ultimate pleasure, a dissolution of boundaries, spiritual fusion with something that is hot and dark like a tropical night. Liliana has the rare gift of dancing over the abyss, light and lively, a phoenix in the updraft of flaming ecstasy.

 

 

 

 

Liliana Velázquez about herself.

 

All my life I have crossed borders. My native Colombia taught me the values of family – as well as its limitations: After a lesbian love affair, my devout parents put me in a girls’ boarding school of all places! I was a wicked demon among the convent girls. A jaguar in the rabbit farm.

New York City taught me that I could be anything. And that I could love men, too – lots and lots of men!  In Manhattan I lost myself in the glitter of the night, the theatres, the cabaret! It was where I discovered my passion for stand-up comedy. My shows were unusual for the genre: exotic-erotic. Hail to the V! I conquered the stages in Times Square, wearing a harness and fur.

A lover took me to Berlin as his muse. The affair did not last, but my new love is called Berlin! Here I promote the growth of a feminist comedy scene with successful shows like Balls to the Wall, Pussy Powered Protest, Sex Gods & Hysteria! I infuse my art with my love pain, and my constant rebirth as a free, intellectually independent woman. Berlin taught me how to love myself – and of course the great pleasure of waking up in the afternoon.

 

 

 

 

 

Profession: Stand-Up Comedian

Languages: Spanish, English, some German (under construction)

Height: 172 cm

Shoes: 39

Figure: long-legged revue girl 

Skin tone: “Latina incognita”

Hair colour: pepper & salt

Eyes: fire agate

Parfume: Hermès, Elixir des Merveilles

Favourite meal: everything

Favourite drink: dark rum

Favourite restaurant: Grill Royal

Instagram: lilianavelasquezm1977

 

 

 

Bookable in Berlin and worldwide.

Profession: Stand-Up Comedian

Languages: Spanish, English, some German (under construction)

Height: 172 cm

Shoes: 39

Figure: long-legged revue girl

Skin tone: “Latina incognita”

Hair colour: pepper & salt

Eyes: Fire agate

Parfume: Hermès, Elixir des Merveilles

Favourite meal: Everything

Favourite drink: Dark rum

Favourite restaurant: Grill Royal

Instagram: lilianavelasquezm1977

 

 

Bookable in Berlin and worldwide.